Guaranteed Republican Political Ad Formula
The Democrats seem awfully assured of political victory this November. I think the record speaks for itself as to who Americans should trust with the reigns of power in this most difficult of times.
I can see the Republican political ads now. They could follow the same formula (brand recognition is key) for multitudes of issues:
1. Here's the problem.
(insert situation needing resolution).
2. Are the Democrats aware of this problem?
(insert video & audio of Democrats, "We hate Bush!).
3. Here's what we think about it.
(insert well thought out, common sense analysis of the problem).
4. How do the Democrats characterize the problem?
(video & audio of Democrats, "We can't win!).
5. Here's what we're doing about it.
(insert actions taken).
6. What have the Democrats done to solve the problem?
(Democrats, "We hate Bush!).
7. Here's how it's working.
(insert metrics showing actual progress to actual actions taken to solve actual problems).
8. Are the Democrats happy to see these positive changes?
(Democrats, "We can't win!).
9. Here's what still needs to be done.
(insert forceful, persuasive argument for proposed action).
10. What do the Democratic propose?
(Democrats, "We hate Bush!).
11. You, the American voter, will make the decision this November.
Do you want serious, mature, determined action?
(announced over video of Hussein captured, Zarqawi killed, etc.)
Or, do you want the Democrats in charge
(Pictures of Kennedy, Kerry, Pelosi, Dean, etc. with quotes from each showing how much they hate Bush and how much they believe we can't win.).
12. These are tough times.
Don't you think the adults should be in charge?
I can see the Republican political ads now. They could follow the same formula (brand recognition is key) for multitudes of issues:
1. Here's the problem.
(insert situation needing resolution).
2. Are the Democrats aware of this problem?
(insert video & audio of Democrats, "We hate Bush!).
3. Here's what we think about it.
(insert well thought out, common sense analysis of the problem).
4. How do the Democrats characterize the problem?
(video & audio of Democrats, "We can't win!).
5. Here's what we're doing about it.
(insert actions taken).
6. What have the Democrats done to solve the problem?
(Democrats, "We hate Bush!).
7. Here's how it's working.
(insert metrics showing actual progress to actual actions taken to solve actual problems).
8. Are the Democrats happy to see these positive changes?
(Democrats, "We can't win!).
9. Here's what still needs to be done.
(insert forceful, persuasive argument for proposed action).
10. What do the Democratic propose?
(Democrats, "We hate Bush!).
11. You, the American voter, will make the decision this November.
Do you want serious, mature, determined action?
(announced over video of Hussein captured, Zarqawi killed, etc.)
Or, do you want the Democrats in charge
(Pictures of Kennedy, Kerry, Pelosi, Dean, etc. with quotes from each showing how much they hate Bush and how much they believe we can't win.).
12. These are tough times.
Don't you think the adults should be in charge?
posted by Greg at 5:19 PM
