True Story ...

My wife and I were eating at our local Dairy Queen yesterday evening.  A couple we know were a couple of tables over from us.  My wife asked about one of their daughters.  "Is she dating anyone?"

The other woman misunderstood my wife's question.  She thought my wife was asking her if SHE was dating anyone.  She said, "Who? Me?"

My wife and I started laughing.  Then the other husband said, "No. Nothing good ever happens to me.  We've been married 33 years." 

Then after a short pause he said, "I would have gotten less for murder."

I almost fell out of my seat !!!!!!!

:-)